Sporting Fixtures and Comments

October 2002


Twins' Success Shames Owners
The game of baseball is a thing of beauty, played all over the world, and beloved by boys and girls just before they discover the opposite sex. The business of baseball is an ugly thing run by greedy people who claim to love the game, but who are, in fact, just lousy business men. Click here to find out why the Twins have proved it.

Kings Retire 99
The Los Angeles Kings Ice Hockey team has decided to honor its greatest player, Wayne Gretzky, by retiring his number, 99. This North American custom of forbidding future players from wearing the same number is one of sports more gentlemanly habits, and is most suited to Gentleman Gretzky. To read why, click here.

Two-Division County Cricket Shines
To a genuine fan of cricket, there are only two types of people: traditionalists and infidels. Traditionalists prefer white uniforms, five-day tests, quote Wisden's chapter and verse, and loathe innovation. Infidels, well, they don't watch cricket. And for a time, it seemed the barbarians were at the gates. Click here to read why.