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Neo-Nazis Win in German Regional Election
The voters in the German lander of Saxony-Anhelt have decided that the 1930s are back. They voted yesterday in elections for the regional parliament, and they opted to give the helm to Alternative fur Deutschland. AfD is how Nazi is now spelled. The supporters of the party will claim this is a lie and libelous,…
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Scandal for Opening of Reform UK Conference
The little-Englanders in the Reform UK movement are holding their party conference this weekend in Birmingham. It is supposed to be a demonstration that Reform are prepared to take the reins of government, that they are serious people doing serious things in preparation for serious political accomplishments. Unfortunately, they are unserious grifters who have got…
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Burnham Survives First PMQs
Andy Burnham became British Prime Minister on July 20, 2026. Parliament had risen for the summer recess, and so he only had his first Prime Minister’s Question Time yesterday. To the political virgins, PMQs look a lot like gladiatorial combat among the members of the Oxford Union. It is one of the few blood sports…
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US Attacks Iranian Tankers
The US war with Iran entered a new stage yesterday with the attack on two Iranian tankers by US military forces. This was the first implementation of a new approach (sort of) to the war. The “tanker-for-tanker” policy is simple deterrence theory applied to oil tankers. If the Iranians are going to attack tankers leaving…
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Army Secretary Driscoll Quits
Dan Driscoll served as Secretary of the Army after 18 months. The top civilian in the army quit yesterday without an official reason being given. There are, however, countless rumors of conflicts with Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth (known less-than-affectionately here as Whiskey Pete Kegsbreath). Whenever someone resigns in government, the reason is a variation…